Blue Shirts
Bridgekeeper: Stop. What… is your name?
Galahad: Sir Galahad of Camelot.
Bridgekeeper: What… is your quest?
Galahad: I seek the Grail.
Bridgekeeper: What… is your favourite colour?
Galahad: Blue. No, yel…
[Galahad is thrown over the edge]
Galahad: auuuuuuuugh.
I’ve come to the realization that I have entirely too many green shirts. I’m not sure when it happened. I’m not sure when it will stop. I simply have more green shirts than I should have.
If you were to ask me to name my favorite color, I’d say, “Blue.”
If you were to ask a second time, I might think a little bit more and say, “Blue. No, yel… auuuuuuuugh.”
Maybe I’m color blind. If so, I have entirely too many blue shirts.
