Archive for June 2004

Good food; Bad decision

As you all know, I am a major health nut. OK, stop laughing now.

Today, I made a second venture into the local Weinerschnitzel, a fast-food chain specializing in hot dogs.

I was asked if I would like to super-size my order. The #8 Combo, which I was ordering, comes with two Italian sausages, medium fries, and a medium drink. I’m thinking that a large drink would be nice, and I can certainly always eat more fries. So I say, “Sure.”

The counter clerk says, “Would you like large fries, chili cheese fries, or a frito pie?”

My mind is reeling. Did I just hear the words frito pie? I was expecting some third form of cut potato. Instead I am offered a staple of my youth.*

I hear the words come out of my own mouth. “A Frito pie sounds good,” I say.

I begin to question those words almost immediately.

Of course, a Frito pie always sounds good, but chili, cheese, and greasy corn chips in the middle of the day cannot be good for anything.

A number of hours later, I can now attest to the fact that I was right to question my own words. Frito pies taste really good and bring back a lot of great memories of cold Friday nights huddled with friends in the bleachers, but is it really worth it? I feel slightly ill.

*Anyone who grew up in Texas knows that a Frito pie, if made properly, involves cutting a bag of Fritos Corn Chips open on the side and pouring hot chili and cheese over the chips. This Southern dish is available at most any size high school football field from September through early December. Fork and jalapenos are optional. And yes, I know that the chips are called Fritos with an s, but nobody says, Fritos pies. It’s just not done.



Texas Festivals This Weekend

Every small town in Texas has a festival. Here’s a selection of a few for this weekend in case you are inclined to take a road trip.

Watermelon Thump (51 years of thumpin’): Luling, Tx.

Texas Hill Country Railfair & Festival: Burnet, Tx.

35th Annual Western Days Festival: Elgin, Tx.

38th Annual Jim Bowie Days: Bowie, Tx.

Red, White, and Buda: Buda, Tx.

World Championship Goat Roping: Ozona, Tx.

58th Annual Peachwater Festival: Peachwater, Tx. (currently cancelled)



Sights & Sounds

From a walk around the apartment complex…. cicadas calling in the night air… a chorus of crickets chirping… a fingernail moon drifting quietly through the hazy clouds… the glow of incandescent lights illuminating trash bins behind the Bed Bath and Beyond… the sound of conversation too low to understand floating down from a third-floor window… traffic on the highway heading home… an American flag flowing in the wind… water cascading into the pool… voices of laughter… a carelessly discarded wrapper… dogs out for a walk with their owners… the smell of fresh cut grass… the steady tapping of my feet against the pavement… a song in my heart… thoughts of happiness.



What I Actually Mean…

What I Actually Mean When I Say I Love You: Thirty Scenarios from Tim McSweeney’s Lists



Clip Show

I have been writing multiple journal entries, but none are finished. Every good TV show eventually has a clip show — a mid-season episode filled with best-of-footage from the season. This is the blog version of a clip show, I think.

These are my favorite posts since April. Enjoy! Feel free to add your own favorites to the comments.

Ronald Reagan: My tribute to the man.

A Contradictory Life: A look at the opposites in my life.

What I’ve Been Doing: I like this style of writing on this post. I think I will write more similar to this.

Stuck Songs: Yesterday, I had the Black Eyed Peas’ Let’s Get It Started stuck in my head. I wanted to play basketball for some reason.

Love Extravagantly: Trying to explain love.

Stop.: A lovely little poem I wrote as a reminder to myself.

An Eye for An Eye: I explain why I am such a clutz.

Great Easter Egg Hunt: An explanation of the rules for the then-upcoming easter egg hunt in Peachwater, Tx.

Sufficient: Sola Gratia. Sola Fide. Solus Christus. Sola Scriptura. Soli Deo Gloria. Yep, that’s sufficient.

All Fool’s Day Festival: I couldn’t win because I was a judge. Maybe next year I will be a contestant.



Half-Mast

Flag still at half-staff for Reagan: Maybe I should pay attention more. I was starting to wonder why all of the flags were still at half-mast. I learned something new tonight. The flag always flies at half-staff for 30 days following the death of a president.

That would be U.S. Code 4USC7m, in case you were wondering.



Thinking of you

My friend Curt sent me a short e-mail earlier today. (Thanks, Curt for giving me something to write about this evening!)

His e-mail began with “Saw this and thought of you” and contained a link to an Amazon.com page on which I could purchase 9,000 ladybugs if I so desired.

It always slightly scares and amuses me when people send things starting with†”I thought of you when I saw this…” Curt said that it was the reviews that especially made him think of me. I like the reviews, too.

Ok i pulled so many people togeather and we all bought a huge amount of lady bugs like maybe 36,000 each right so what we did was have all 5 of us pool our lady bugs togeather and release them in the school in different parts of the school. so we released 180,000 lady bugs in our school and they can’t get rid of them and they have no idea who did it! we released some in the server room and some of them crawled into the computer power supplies and short circuited them… all the records were down right before graduation so they had to let every one graduate it was the best thing ever.

I can state as a fact that I have not yet purchased 9,000 ladybugs to set them free in any facility. And I believe, based on my math and the information on the page, I’ll need to order about 450,000 to 540,000 aphids to keep my little jar of ladybugs happy until tomorrow when I release them into… oh, I’ve said too much already…

Clicking the “Other products from Orcon” link will take you closer to a nice recipe for Trichogramma Pretiosum eggs and humorous comments such as this:

When I received my praying mantis, he worked quite well at keeping
bugs away, but to my shagrin, he wasn’t really praying at all.

I was later informed that my praying mantis is agnostic and has no firm
belief in a god. To me, this made him seem like a poser, but he was
able to get his job done without thinking about his ‘victims’. All in all, a
good product.

Praying Mantids: 3 Egg Cases

And for that person who has everything, The Top 25 Weirdest Items You Can Purchase Through Amazon!. (The ladybugs are on the list.)

Unrelated to ladybugs and such, but the current top list on Amazon.com is called So you’re going to jail…. It makes me laugh… it probably shouldn’t.



Mama Likes to Mambo

Late on Friday night, I wrote two short, cheesy poems: Short Dream Poetry and Short Dream Poetry II.

I was writing them based on a form that I had read somewhere but couldn’t find at the moment. Found it today… It is a poem called Sleepwalker’s Dilemma from the children’s book
Mama Likes to Mambo by Helaine Becker. I might have to buy this book.



Life Complete

Two weeks ago, I had a long week at work. Too much to do and not enough people to get it all done. Everyone worked extra hard, but it was difficult to keep up with the work load. I work in a production department with constant deadlines which brings a certain amount of stress. Sometimes that is good. Sometimes not.

Somewhere around Wednesday of that week, I was sitting at my desk, watching the clock out of the corner of my eye, and trying to make it to the end of the day. I was wondering when life would always just go on and on like this forever. Or if it could be different.

The words of a song, written by Christian singer/songwriter Steven Curtis Chapman, came into my head… if you don’t know the tune, that’s ok… still good lyrics…

Today I watched in silence as people passed me by,
And I strained to see if there was something hidden in their eyes;
But they all looked at me as if to say
Life just goes on.

The old familiar story told in different ways,
Make the most of your own journey from the cradle to the grave;
Dream your dreams tomorrow because today
Life must go on.

But thereís more to this life than living and dying,
More than just trying to make it through the day;
More to this life, more than these eyes alone can see,
And thereís more than this life alone can be.

Chapman wrote the words after the funeral of his wife’s uncle. Speaking in an interview about the origins of the song, Chapman said, “There were tears, of course. But I found myself wondering how many were tears of regret. Were they crying about things they wished they had done or said? In the car, on the way back from the funeral, I started writing ‘More to This Life.’”

I personally have struggled to make it through the day many times in my life.

There are days when I don’t want to get out of bed. There are days when I can’t wait to climb back in to bed and seek the comfort of sleep. There are days that simply go on and on with the same routine as the day before and the day before that. The cycle continues. The cycle repeats. Life goes on and on.

Tonight he lies in silence staring into space,
And looks for ways to make tomorrow better than today,
But in the morning light it looks the same;
Life just goes on.

He takes care of his family, he takes care of his work,
And every Sunday morning he takes his place at the church;
And somehow he still feels a need to search,
But life just goes on.

But thereís more to this life than living and dying,
More than just trying to make it through the day;
More to this life, more than these eyes alone can see,
And thereís more than this life alone can be.

I will not dream my dreams in the waning of the evening light. I will not dream my dreams in the middle of the night. I will not seek my dreams tomorrow or on another day. I will dream my dreams today. I will dream in the light.

God will give me the dreams of my heart as I delight myself in Him. I step out into God’s grace through faith. I trust in the Lord and do good. I will dream my dreams today.

I live my life complete.

So where do we start to find every part
Of what makes this life complete;
If we turn our eyes to Jesus weíll find
Lifeís true beginning is there at the cross where He died.
He died to bring us . . .

CHORUS:
…more to this life than living and dying,
More than just trying to make it through the day;
More to this life, more than these eyes alone can see,
And thereís more than this life alone can be.

[Post-note: I know that I wrote in meter, and a rhyming scheme now and then. Completely unintentional, I did not notice it when the words poured out on the paper. I see the rhythmic pattern now. I wish I could stop, oh, but how?]

Psalm 37



Big Fish

I am constantly behind on seeing the latest movies. I am also behind on seeing the not-so-latest movies.

I’ve been wanting to see Big Fish for quite awhile. A number of people have told me that it’s my kind of movie. That always slightly worries me. It makes me wonder exactly what their impression of me really is.

I finally rented Big Fish tonight. I’ve already added it to my list of favorites. I think I will have to watch it again tomorrow with the director’s commentary turned on.

If you are one of the other few people who have not yet seen this movie, go rent it now. Now. Go!

It makes for an interesting movie to watch on Father’s Day.